13 Quotes by Artie Lange
- The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
- The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
- Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.
- It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
- I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.
- I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust.
- I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.
- Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
- Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
- By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.
- Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
- And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.
- A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
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