11 Quotes by Victor Borge

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Humor is the shortest distance between two people.

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