Quotes by Abe Lemons

• Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
• I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
• I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
• It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
• One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
• The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
• There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
• You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
• Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.