Quotes by Adam Savage

• Remember kids, I have life insurance.
• The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?
• Let's get on our knees and pray. I don't know to whom. Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel?
• This is the point in the show where we say, "Oh, what else do we have in the van that's flammable?"
• My dignity and good television - they'll never meet.
• The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old pyromaniacs is balistic glass!
• That's the show. it's like 5 minutes of science and then 10 minutes of me hurting myself.
• That was excellent! I mean, it didn't do anything, but it looked really cool!
• That was cool and that sucked all at the same time.
• Let's blow some stuff up.
• Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge!
• We're not leaving here without Buster, man. Leave no crash-test dummy behind!
• My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things.
• That aesthetic of the Star Wars universe: the do-it-yourself, hotrod ethic that George Lucas exported from his childhood, is exactly the same kind of soul behind what we do and build for the show. It may not look pretty, but it gets the job done.
• Bigger is always better.
• Am I about to feel really, really stupid?
• There is no dignity in television.
• Jamie's gonna go take a break now, and i am going to continue the on-going process of making a fool of myself and go ahead and try it myself.
• Failure is always an option.
• Firemen have the coolest toys ever!
• I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola.
• I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but at least they're ideas!
• I just had one of those "what the hell are we doing" moments.
• I reject your reality and substitute my own.
• I would have to say that looked like it hurt.
• Jamie doesn't like to do anything hastily, and I like to do everything incredibly hastily. So therein you have the dichotomy of our patterns.
• I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he's a genius.
• Isn't television glamourous?
• In the spirit of science, there really is no such thing as a "failed experiment." Any test that yields valid data is a valid test.
• I'm not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun... Not unless I have to!