Quotes by Alan King

• Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
• You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
• Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
• If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.