Quotes by Albert Brooks

• If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
• It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than by 60 million for something you're not.
• I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.
• I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.'
• I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
• When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.