Quotes by Alice Longworth

• If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
• You can't make a souffle rise twice.
• My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
• Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
• I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
• The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
• He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
• I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.