Quotes by Andrew Malcolm

• A Chicago alderman once confessed he needed physical exercise but didn't like jogging, because in that sport you couldn't hit anyone.
• Calling O'Hare an airport is like calling the Queen Elizabeth II a boat.
• The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before television when parents and children actually talked to each other.
• Success is like a snowball— it takes goal-setting and a steady push to pile up maximum patronage.