Quotes by Andy Dick

• There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.
• Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.
• Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
• I believed in God my whole life.
• I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.
• I had no blood relatives till I made some.
• I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.
• I was a bad boy as a child.
• Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
• You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
• When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
• My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.