Quotes by Ann Coulter

• Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?
• The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.
• The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.
• The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.
• Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.
• We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.
• We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.
• When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it's a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.
• When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.
• Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.
• Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.
• I'm not going to be lectured to.
• When you try to figure out what the religious right is, it ultimately comes down either to one man, Pat Robertson, or anyone who believes in a higher being and wants their taxes cut.
• The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy's old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.
• As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.
• Clinton's attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can't remember was the first thing was.
• Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.
• Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.
• Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.
• I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.
• I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.
• If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.
• In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.
• Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.
• I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.