Quotes by Arthur Baer

• Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
• She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
• Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
• It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
• His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
• A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
• A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
• If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
• A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.