Quotes by Bennett Cerf

• Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
• Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
• The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?
• Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
• The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
• Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.
• A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
• A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.
• The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
• For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.