Quotes by Bette Midler

• Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
• If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.
• I'm working my way toward divinity.
• I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
• I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
• I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
• I never know how much of what I say is true.
• I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
• I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
• If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
• Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.
• I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
• After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
• I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
• Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
• The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
• When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
• Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
• I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
• My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
• Success is just failure that got dressed for the night!