Quotes by Blake Edwards

• Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.
• I reckon this could mean another 10 million at the box office.
• It's been my experience that every time I think I know where it's at, it's usually somewhere else.
• Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.
• Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.
• There's so few people in this town with a conscience.