Quotes by Brad Garrett

• My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
• I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.
• You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.
• Humor is healing.
• I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.
• I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
• It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
• It's fun to play people who are flawed.
• We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.
• I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.