Quotes by Brian Celio

• He has your finger, but I have your heart.
• Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.
• Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
• Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
• I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
• I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
• Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
• I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
• Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.
• Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
• Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
• As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
• I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
• A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
• Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
• Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
• Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
• The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
• True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
• You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
• Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.