19 Quotes by Brian Celio

He has your finger, but I have your heart.
Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.
Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.

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