Quotes by Buddy Hackett

• As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
• Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
• I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.
• I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
• Success is just failure that didn’t upset its hair.