Quotes by Bugs Baer

• If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they only print your thumbs.
• There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.
• It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
• If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
• She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.
• It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
• The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.