Quotes by Carl Hiaasen

• Disney's something to be a little alarmed about. It's not just a little theme park anymore. It's now an ethic and outlook and strategy that goes way beyond central Florida.
• Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.
• The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind.
• They have a crystalline sense of right and wrong; it disappears when they walk out the door with their M.B.A.