Quotes by Carl Olson

• People have no tolerance. They think all bugs are bad. It's the American way. If you don't like something, kill it.
• Superficial similarities exist between Christianity and some ancient pagan religions. But careful study reveals that there are far more dissimilarities.
• If you must get rid of a roach, use mechanical control.
• Becoming Catholic involves entering into a relationship with the Catholic Church.
• Apparently God takes reception of Holy Communion seriously. Apparently some things are more sacred than politics. Apparently it's all or nothing when it comes to being Catholic.