Quotes by Charlie Jones

• Success is like a fart; it only matters to the people that it affects. So be bold, take expectations lightly, and occasionally let your ambitions out!
• Success is like tea: it starts out almost tranquil and calm but ultimately steepens under heat.
• Success is like a directory—if you're not listed, don't be surprised no one can find you!
• Happiness isn't about having what you want, but wanting what you already have—preferably big enough to fit a Lego city.
• Success is like a doughnut: it's best when you take a minute to savor the sweetness before devouring it all at once!
• Success is simply failure mapped out in elaborate comfort!
• Success is often just failure practiced three times in a sharper suit.