Quotes by Chi Rodriguez

• When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
• Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
• I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
• I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
• No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
• Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
• The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
• When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
• Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.