3 Quotes by Clarence Kelland

• I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.
• My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
• The duty of a toastmaster is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast.

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