Quotes by Claudette Colbert

• I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.
• Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
• I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
• I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.
• If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
• It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
• It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
• Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
• Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.