Quotes by Craig Bruce

• If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
• If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
• It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
• The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
• Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
• Something is always simple until you try it.
• Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
• Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.
• The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
• 1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
• The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.
• The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
• The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.
• Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
• Think Tank, noun: The shower.
• The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.
• When trying to locate something, search your mind first.
• When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
• When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
• Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
• Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
• You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
• Things always look better when you haven't seen them.
• I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
• Anything on paper is obsolete!
• Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
• Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
• The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
• Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
• 'Programming' is a four-letter word.
• From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
• It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
• It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
• Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
• Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.
• My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.
• Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.
• Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
• Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
• Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
• It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
• Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.