Quotes by Curly Howard

• Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.
• I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!
• I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.
• Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?
• I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf.
• If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.