Quotes by Cynthia Nelms

• The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.
• Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
• If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.
• Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.
• Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.
• If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.