Quotes by Dan Quisenberry

• Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.
• The future is much like the present, only longer.
• Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.
• A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.
• I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.