Quotes by David Walliams

• I'm terribly attention-seeking. It's very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can't exactly.
• I love wearing drag.
• I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first.
• We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
• I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it.
• I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.
• I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.
• I have always liked shows that have laughter in them.
• I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.