Quotes by Dean Martin

• If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
• You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
• There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
• I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
• I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
• I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.
• Life is like a camera—focus on what matters, capture the good times, develop from the negative, and if things don’t work out, just take another shot!