6 Quotes by Dean Martin

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.

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