Quotes by Don Herold

• Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
• There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
• A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
• Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
• There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
• There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
• The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
• It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
• It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
• If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
• Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
• Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
• Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.