21 Quotes by Drew Carey
- When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
- People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
- Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
- That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
- There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
- What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
- Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
- When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
- When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
- You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
- We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
- But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
- Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
- Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
- Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
- I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
- Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
- I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
- I'm competitive at everything.
- I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.
- I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
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