28 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
- Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and then run away.
- Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
- Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
- People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
- My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
- In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
- I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I'm gonna rip it off.
- I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.
- I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
- You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
- I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
- I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
- Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
- Authenticity is not about fitting in, it's about standing out in your own unique way.
- Life is a journey, not a race. Enjoy each moment and cherish the lessons along the way.
- Just keep swimming.
- Just keep swimming
- At the end of the day, kindness is the greatest currency we can carry.
- It is through simplicity that we can find true clarity in life.
- The only time anything topples golf as the most boring decision is standing baked beans.
- The only time to wear a red suit is Lou Bega's Mambo No. 5 music video!
- Success is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent cans of Red Bull.
- Just because I'm nice doesn't mean I won't tell you what's on my mind!
- If at first you don't succeed, order pizza.
- Dream big, work hard, stay focused, and surround yourself with good people. But most importantly, make a lot of mistakes along the way because life is nothing without a good laugh!
- Do good and good will come to you. Do bad and the internet sees everything.
- Don't worry about the tides, if seagulls can stand on one leg, so can you.
- Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold onto hope, and at least fake it till you make it.
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