Quotes by Eric Morecambe

• I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.
• My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
• Together with script writers Syd green and Dick Hills, we worked on the comedy ideas for this series.
• We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morris.