Quotes by Evan Sayet

• I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.
• At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water.
• Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.
• First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.
• Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?
• Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.
• Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.
• Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.
• Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'
• Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.
• We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.
• What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'
• Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'