Quotes by Flann O'Brien

• The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice at crossroads.
• It is clear enough that you are making some distinction in what you said, that there is some nicety of terminology in your words. I can't quite follow you.
• A woman doesn't care if she hasn't a stomach, provided she looks as if she hasn't.