Quotes by Frank Carson

• Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
• I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
• So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
• I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.