Quotes by Frank Dane

• Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
• A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
• Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
• Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
• Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
• In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
• Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
• Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
• A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
• Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.
• Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
• Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.