Quotes by Gary Larson

• Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
• I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.
• I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.
• On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.
• The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
• This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
• Life can be like a turkey; it gets systematically glorious right before it goes into the oven!