Quotes by Gaylord Perry

• The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.
• I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.
• I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
• Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.
• There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.