Quotes by George Ade

• The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
• If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
• To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
• Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.
• One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach.
• Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
• In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
• For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
• Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
• Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
• Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
• After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
• A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
• A good folly is worth what you pay for it.
• A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
• It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.