Quotes by George Lindsey

• I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.
• It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
• It takes 10 million failures to find the right stuff.
• It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.