Quotes by Graham Chapman

• Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.
• You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.
• World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.
• We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
• There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
• Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
• It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
• I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
• Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
• Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.
• All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.
• I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.