Quotes by Jack Benny

• Gags die, humor doesn't.
• Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
• Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
• I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
• It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
• Modesty is my best quality.
• If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
• Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
• I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.