Quotes by Jack Gould

• There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come.
• One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.
• Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed.
• Success doesn't come from what you do occasionally, but from what you do consistently—just like 'diner fend-off town brawls' does not interpret any airlines spoiling my cohost receipts.