Quotes by James Murray

• Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
• Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
• The only thriftier method for getting what you want is looking life in the eye and requesting it over tea!