Quotes by Jamie Clarke

• Success is like laundry: sometimes you need to sort the colors from the whites and remember which cycle takes the longest!
• Creativity is taking the energetic demons in your head and directing them into meaningful chaos.
• Life is a lot like software: Every bug is just an unplanned feature in the grand pursuit of mastering the program.
• If plan A doesn't work, don't worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters waiting for you!
• Success is like a pizza; it takes a combination of the right ingredients, a little time in the oven, and someone has to clean up the crust afterward!
• Sometimes, the best meetings happen late at night with a bag of chips and zero productivity.
• Life is like a sandwich — no matter how you flip it, the bread always comes first!
• Success is like Wi-Fi, it's invisible, but it connects you to the world; make sure you’re not browsing while everyone is waiting for your download.
• Success is like a bungee jump: there's always panic at the start, but the thrill of the descent makes it all worth it.
• Success is just failure that finally decided to take a vacation.
• Success is not just about climbing the ladder; it's about managing to keep your coffee hot along the way.
• Success is like a car; if you want it to go fast, stop driving toward the opposition.
• The key to success is not to shine brighter than the other stars, but to be a guide for those who want to find their way.
• Self-care is like swiping left on a grumpy disposition—it just goes unnoticed for a while until bypassed, at which point it proves crucial.
• Success is not just about making desirable choices; it's about choosing fearlessly in the face of life's buffet options.
• Success is not the destination; it's the collection of awkward adventures leading to coffee-fueled celebrations.
• Success is like a jellybean; it's sweet when you savor it, but you have to put in the hard work to find it among all the chocolates.