Quotes by Jamie Farr

• You know what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars.
• When the show is over we still have to pay our rent, we have to buy food. We have to do all the same things that you do.
• The third year of MASH was when I realized I was a hit.
• If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.
• I don't think anybody is wanting to put me back on the air. But I'm certainly out there trying.
• I do Broadway because I refuse to succumb to the stereotypical things that Hollywood does to a performer.
• I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it.
• I certainly don't have any airs about myself.
• Canadians send us great hockey players. You also send us wonderful performers, from the beginning, with Mary Pickford.
• Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.
• Success is a staircase, not a doorway—you climb one step at a time, preferably in comfy shoes!