Quotes by Jane Kaczmarek

• Awards shows are my greatest inducement to get back into shape.
• Tennis lets you talk while you're playing.
• Croquet is tough. People play for months because the rules are so bizarre. Those crazy English.
• For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.
• I grew up playing in an alley on the south side of Milwaukee.
• I think it's a pretty good day if I can get through it without lifting a finger.
• When I think of all the years in my 30s when I starved myself... but when I got the role of Lois, I stopped thinking about my looks and was just myself.
• Well, I love having kids. But I have the advantage of having a lot of help, a real hands-on husband and small children whom I can easily manipulate.
• We did talk about cheese on our first date.
• One of the greatest joys of tennis is having a nice volley and not really keeping score, not really looking at the lines, but just catching up with each other.