Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

• I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
• I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.
• I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
• Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
• Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
• I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
• The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
• When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
• When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
• To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
• I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.